ARTHUR: Well, hm, can we come up and have a look?
GUARD: Of course not! You are English types-a!
ARTHUR: Well, what are you then?
GUARD: I’m French! Why do think I have this outrageous accent, you silly king?
GALLAHAD: What are you doing in England?
GUARD: Mind your own business!
ARTHUR: If you will not show us the Grail, we shall take your castle by force!
GUARD: You don’t frighten us, English pig-dogs! Go and boil your bottoms, sons of a silly person. I blow my nose on you, so-called Arthur-king, you and all your silly English kinnnnnniggets.
GALLAHAD: What a strange person!
ARTHUR: Now look here, my good ma—
GUARD: I don’t wanna talk to you no more, you empty-headed animal food trough wiper! I fart in your general direction!
(via riddlemehiddleston)
