Please can I just have a boyfriend who wears velvet/corduroy jackets, likes Frankie & The Heartstrings and Patrick Wolf and The Smiths and Sigur Rós and The Chapman Family, reads Simon Armitage and Thomas Hardy and Auden and Dylan Thomas poems and likes Oscar Wilde and John Steinbeck and is good looking and is like George bailey from ‘It’s a Wonderful Life’ and has a slightly Geordie accent? Thanks. Gawd, I don’t ask for much.
(The utter lack of correct grammar in this post is sickening, I know.)
